Very off topic, but seeing as today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a couple of jokes recently heard:
1. What's a pirates favorite socks?
2. What does a pirate drive?
3. Did you hear about the new Pirates movie?
4. What is the pirates second job?
Scroll down for some answers, matey! Yarr, anchors away!
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(urrg, ye forum accepteth not white space, so thy answers may be visible )
answer 1: YARRgyle!
answer 2: a cYARR
answer 3: its rated 'YARR!'
answer 4: YARRchitect
lol. Good ones!
You can useth the white text, but ye must farst turn on the advanced editor toolbar in yar usarrr profile.
How about: "Why was the pirate wearing a parka."
Answer: Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.
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Yo ho Matt, I hadn't realized about the advanced editor.
Shiver me timbers, we be coming up with some good ones!
Hopefully other scurvy TechLore lubbers be joinin in with some jokes soon. Until then...
"What’s a pirate’s favorite restaurant?"
Answer: Aaarrrrrrhhby's
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What did the pirate say at the Christmas party?
Answer: Yo-ho-ho-ho!
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Who are the pirate's favorite Star Wars characters?
Answer: YARR2D2 and Yo-ho-ho-da
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Thx and a tip 'o the cap to me First Mate MrScott from RoboCommunity!
milw,
Ye inspired me to start a pirate related contest over at SlingCommunity. Thar be a free T-Shirt in it for a lucky buccanneer who participates. Wanted to tip the cap to ye, matey.
http://www.slingcommunity.com/forum/t...
Why did the pirate like to play golf?
Answer: Because he usually shot PARRRRR.
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yaarrrrggg mates,