Yarr, matey!

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milw
Yarr, matey!

Very off topic, but seeing as today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day, here's a couple of jokes recently heard:

1. What's a pirates favorite socks?

2. What does a pirate drive?

3. Did you hear about the new Pirates movie?

4. What is the pirates second job? 

Scroll down for some answers, matey! Yarr, anchors away!

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(urrg, ye forum accepteth not white space, so thy answers may be visible Surprised

answer 1: YARRgyle!

answer 2: a cYARR

answer 3: its rated 'YARR!'

answer 4: YARRchitect 

Matt Whitlock
lol. Good ones!

lol. Good ones!

You can useth the white text, but ye must farst turn on the advanced editor toolbar in yar usarrr profile.

How about: "Why was the pirate wearing a parka."

Answer: Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.

Answer be invisible. Highlight to reveal.

milw
Yo ho Matt, I hadn't realized

Yo ho Matt, I hadn't realized about the advanced editor.
Shiver me timbers, we be coming up with some good ones!

Matt Whitlock
Hopefully other scurvy

Hopefully other scurvy TechLore lubbers be joinin in with some jokes soon. Until then...

"What’s a pirate’s favorite restaurant?"

Answer: Aaarrrrrrhhby's

Answer be invisible. Highlight to reveal.

milw
What did the pirate say at

What did the pirate say at the Christmas party?

Answer: Yo-ho-ho-ho!

Answer be invisible. Highlight to reveal, eh matey?.

milw
Who are the pirate's favorite

Who are the pirate's favorite Star Wars characters?

Answer: YARR2D2 and Yo-ho-ho-da

 Answer be invisible. Highlight to reveal.

Thx and a tip 'o the cap to me First Mate MrScott from RoboCommunity

Matt Whitlock
milw,

milw,

Ye inspired me to start a pirate related contest over at SlingCommunity. Thar be a free T-Shirt in it for a lucky buccanneer who participates. Wanted to tip the cap to ye, matey.

http://www.slingcommunity.com/forum/t...

Why did the pirate like to play golf? 

Answer: Because he usually shot PARRRRR.

Answer be invisible. Highlight to reveal.

Larry Dillon
yaarrrrggg mates,

yaarrrrggg mates,

Where does a pirate put his trash?   
Answer -   In the GARRRRRbage!!
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Why did the pirate have a heart attack?
Answer  -       He had a clogged ARRRRrrrr-tery!!
Why couldn't the pirate park in the parking lot?
Answer-       There were too many cARRRs
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Answer        Right where you left him.
What did the pirate go to beauty college for?
Answer-      To be a BARRRRRRRber!
Where does the Pirate get his coffee?
Answer-      Starrrrrrrrrrrbucks!
Yarrrrrrgggg! Thats benough for now  sgallywags
 

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