By Alex L. Goldfayn
The Technology Tailor
It's close, but my Chicago Bears are winning. The hateful Washington Redskins are making a furious comeback though, slicing through our defense like it's not even there. I am anxious, yelling like I have some control over the outcome.
Thirty seconds to go, Redskins are threatening, my Bears are digging in, ready for one last game-saving stand against the evil...